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Do you feel that a somewhat disheveled
personal Appearance (style) and a huge personal interest
in Citrullus Vulgaris (watermelons) seem like a contradiction?
Well, good news! It is!
Welcome to the only site in the cyberworld that proves exactly that,
and also inspires you to do the most with your contradictory personality
and lifestyle!!!
(Whatever the hell that means!)
I am Comma Boy.
A butt ugly and loathsome bulletin board poster. Here are some FAST and BASIC
facts about me!!!
Name: Comma Boy.
Occupation: Slouch.
Age: 51.
Hair: Turd brown with dazzling red highlights.
Height: 6' 0"
Sign: Tauras
Sex: Ya know, that really depends on Mrs Comma, but if I had to hazard
a guess, I'd say probably not.
I live my life
as I want to live it, 100%!!! Here are six(6) things that I think
contribute to my happiness at the moment:
1) I do what I
want.
2) I've got an attractive body and haircut.
3) I understand psychology on different levels.
4) I am tender.
5) I am only emotionally attached to myself.
6) Massive quantities of Bud Lite.
If you look confident, you also look like a winner. Or an asshole, depending on what you do with your web space.
Bold, handsome,
confident, and good-looking are the words that immediately come to my mind
when I try to describe my personality. On second thought, other words that
come up are gorgeous, sexy, and brave. There is no third thought, as
I have never been able to successfully come up with three thoughts in a row.
You might think I am being unrealistic, but there are no real negatives
that occur in my mind immediately. If you want me to say something negative
about my personality, I'll have to think very, very much (which is
positive). "Thinking very, very much" brought you this web site
and I'm exhausted.
HOW ABOUT
YOURS?
Words or facts like
above can only tell so much. My experience is that you have to share a men's
room stall with a person to really get to know him/her. Most people who share
a stall with me almost always like me in one way or another. Anyway, to find
out your personality, hang out in the men's bathroom and write words that
come to your mind. If you happen to write words like "shrubbery," "Lundberg,"
and "Indiana," you probably should NOT be a lackadaisical messageboard poster,
but maybe consider signing up for AOL. OK?
THE IMPORTANCE
OF AN IMPECCABLE APPEARANCE
You might think
"appearance" is all about showing up on time and stuff. Let me tell you how
wrong you are. Showing up is the easy part, but you have to show up with
style. It's the right combination that makes you a winner in any situation.
If you don't believe me, let me prove it (once and for all).
THIS IS HOW I'll
PROVE IT
Imagine that you
are going to a on-line chat that starts at eight o'clock. You show up on
time, but you forget to wear pants, and you haven't brushed your teeth for
days. See? Get it?!?!?! EVEN THOUGH you are being "good" by showing up on
time, no one is going to want to chat with you! And not only that, you will
also generate a long-lasting negative impression on people, which is really
bad. Oh, wait. Everyone chats nekkid. Forget what I just
said.
WHAT TO DO WHEN
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Visit http://www.worldwideweasels.com/BBS/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro
WHY AM I DOING
THIS?
Well, like I wrote
in the beginning of this site, I am interested in defying perceptional
contradictions. Yes, I am a Training Weasel, but I am also a fifthy, amoral,
and "underachieving" guy. Most people think "messaage-board guys" always
have some wit underlying their posts (and some do), but even a witless missive
could make Al Sharpton look funny in a tuxedo, if you use the RIGHT image
editing software! It's doing it the WRONG way that upsets me, like going
to the WHACKING BUSH FESTIVAL '01 with so-called "hurting hair" and tight
jeans. Duh! If I have time in the future, I am planning to write a dictionary
on this subject. And maybe later this year, a thesaurus.
Thanks!
DO YOU AGREE, OR
AM I OUT "DISCHARGING WASTE PRODUCTS"?
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE A FREAK BECAUSE YOU
PAY ATTENTION TO LUNDBERG! ROCK ON!